June 2nd, 2006, 2:42 am
A note from the Angry Neighbor!
Ok, so the other day, I put a note on my neighbor’s door.
It went a little something like this:
Just as an FYI, I’m having a birthday party on Saturday.
I noticed all my stuff was thrown to the left of the house.
Do you know how that happened? Do we have some teen hoodlums or something?
My scanner’s on the fritz, so I can’t scan his response, but here it is. Verbatim.
Laura
My cat lays out here on the porch all the time. I was hot + tired after a long day. no “hoodlums” or whatever. That gray cat marks our porch all the time. It all smelled like cat piss. Guess you didn’t notice.
Thanks for the FYI this time.. I’ll do my best to be gone
Happy Birthday
[name removed]
Say what? An evil cat had peed on my stuff, so he had to throw it over? Even if if it did reek of cat piss - which honestly, I don’t think it did - wouldn’t it be my decision to throw that stuff out?
And how could a plastic cup, a pair of flip flops and beer bottles all be contaminated with feral cat piss? And not the books, ashtray, candles or chair pillows?
What a discriminating feral cat we have … one that pees only on the items that my neighbor deems objectionable on my porch!!
Related crankiness
- Angry Neighbor, Part Deux, May 3rd, 2006
- Grass for my Neighbor to cut, May 7th, 200
- Scissor Grass Cutting, May 8th, 2006
- Angry Neighbor Pounds Again, May 9th, 2006
- Angry Neighbor Update, June 1st, 2006
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:52 pm
This guy is priceless. Any recent appearances of the lawn scissors?
June 2nd, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Lord, this is a fun series.. keep it coming.. and if nothing happens soon, you’re going to have to make something happen… =) See ya’ tomorrow.
June 4th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Happy birthday, hope the party was legendary.
June 5th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Yikes. I am amused, disgusted, and happy that my landlords (who live upstairs) are super nice neighbors.
In other news, http://www.HeatEatReview.com is (unofficially) a part of 9rules. I guess that makes you an early adopter. Also, I think that my boyriend prefers your review of the site to the site itself. Go figure.
June 5th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Hey, cool, congrats Abi! I’ve a thing or two to learn from ya, bout these blog networks and such.
Santo - no lawn scissors recently. But I can’t watch the backyard all the time …
Bert - Thanks dude! It was a good bday.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:09 am
LOL. Wouldn’t it be awesome if ur neighbor has his own blog with messages about the “sloppy, narcissistic bitch who doesn’t own a single pair of headphones.” Like a mirror image of your blog, but without the pictures of food.
“Can you believe that she left all of her shit on the porch for such a long time!? She didn’t even notice that the neighborhood cats had pissed on it! I’m going to toss all of her crap on the side of the house. Even the candles and chair pillows.”
J/k! Too much of this herb (!) makes me all philosophical and shit. But seriously, wtf iz the deal with so many angry neighbors? Party on! Leave your crap wherever you want, make as much noise as you want, and f–k em if they can’t deal with it. It’s the American way dammnit. Good luck with the bad energy.
June 19th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Stony Daze, this made me laugh for years. I love the idea of an Angry Neighbor blog. Love Love Love.