June 12th, 2006, 12:08 pm

Atlanta Utilities Worker Bribed by Capri-Sun

pic Flickred by whitogreen.

Are you suckers still paying your water bill? The dog laughs at you, for he knows one need only offer a delectable Capri-Sun to a utility worker to get your water turned back on.

Read on for an actual transcript of friends whose water bill reached an astonishing $750 before the city sent someone out to turn off the water.

friend 1: so the water guy will turn it back on for $20

friend 1: but

friend 1: in total we only have $18

friend 1: so they’re giving him warm beer + $18

me: lol

me: that’s awesome

friend 1: ok he didn’t take the beer cuz he’s an alcoholic, so he got $18 + a Capri-Sun

friend 2: lol

me: lol, my Capri-Sun?

friend 2: yeah!

friend 1: yes, thank you for the water

friend 2: you saved us!

friend 1: this shit just gets better everyday

friend 1: we have one week, of water! perfect

friend 1: just enough time to get the fuck out

me: kinda. have. to. blog. that.

friend 2: ahha, wish we could have got pics for you

friend 1: that shit was too funny

So there you have it, friends! Something every dog should know …