May 18th, 2006, 7:02 pm
Someone’s Mom Buys Awesome Kitten Accessories
I was in a meeting literally from 9 am to 4 pm today, so I have little to share with you regarding my day. So … reaching deep into the “things I meant to blog at some point in time” pile, I present you with …
A Oven Mitt with Kittens On It
Oh yes, ladies and gentlepersons. Above you see the finest in kitten-related housewares - an oven mitt. A thin, shallow oven mitt, covered in plastic, kinda hard to bend, and clearly meant for decorative use only.
Gaze deep into the piercing blue eyes of the little kitten. Meow, Meow - can you hear it piteously crying, begging to frolic in a field of flowers? Look at it gazing at you whimsically from an upturned little bucket, which it adorably found and then positioned itself in for maximum obnoxiousness. Can you resist lil blue eyes?
Who wouldn’t want this furry scamp adorning the walls of their kitchen - perhaps next to the Cathy calendar?
A mother who shall remain unnamed - not my own, who abhors cats - purchased this oven mitt from her son of 24-odd years. Oh yes.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:14 am
Dear.sweet.Jesus. I’m nearly speechless. However, the few words I’m capable of: I nominate this kitten for posting on cuteoverload.com. A boy’s mom bought this for him? A boy? As a prank?
May 19th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Oh no. This was not a prank - which adds to the hilarity.
May 19th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
abores? laura are you serious? i expected more from you
abhors
May 19th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Oh yeah. Duh. Fixed.